Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago
Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago
oh my god.
This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror
We’ve got some good news and bad news. Bad news is this will be the last working update for Mystery Skulls Animated: Hellbent. Good news is it’s because the next post will likely consist of its release date announcement!
Aiming for some time in the fall! :D
i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
NPC Energy
Recently I was in a public place, chatting quietly with my friends, and this unattended child came out of nowhere and asked me to clarify one of the things I’d said. So I explained myself to this kid, and as soon as he got an answer, he turned around without saying anything and continued on his way. It really felt like he’d just walked up to me and pressed A.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
☝🏾😂
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
Sorry, I gotta. Feel free to block this post, I always tag it “curse post” and “madame zeroni” if your anxiety acts up in regards to posts like this.
HOW THE FUCK
That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency I’ve seen on this site yet.
we interrupt your regularly scheduled lack of meaningful content, to bring you
but how did you…
!!????
Someone call a doctor, because doing this painting killed my hands. Good gravy. That foliage. HOWEVER. Finally, with some help and encouragement I managed to get through it. Special thanks to my fiance for carrying me through and not letting me die in a deep, deep sea of despair :D
Steven Universe ala “The Swing” in homage to one of my fave painters, Jean-Honoré Fragonard.
So I am stepping out of my comfort zone once again and hopefully make a few new friends. I have tried making friends before but I want to try again. If you want to talk feel free to message me. :)
I hereby declare this the FRIEND TRAIN!! Reblog to hop aboard!
If I’m the caboose that’s perfect enough!
DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN
Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.
And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”
If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.
Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.
I heartily endorse this alternative answer.
I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”
#because Hades really wasn’t that bad
No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeus’ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what.
ZUES’S THUNDER COCK
To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase ‘BITCH, FIGHT ME’
reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME
Broseidon, King of the Brocean
This just keeps getting better.
I’m imagining all the Greek goddess asking me who I think is the most beautiful and I say the Norse goddess, Hel, is.
Aphrodite yells “She doesn’t even go here!”
This keeps getting better every time I find a different deviation
I looked it up and apparently Mesperyian isn’t even a “real” goddess though :/
blumalamoot
