Bossboi

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
welcometonightvale-posts
accendas

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

viewtiful-kim

NPC Energy

rah-bizzle

Recently I was in a public place, chatting quietly with my friends, and this unattended child came out of nowhere and asked me to clarify one of the things I’d said. So I explained myself to this kid, and as soon as he got an answer, he turned around without saying anything and continued on his way. It really felt like he’d just walked up to me and pressed A. 

mandopony
westbor0baptistchurch

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

tumblgang

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

galvan-in-portland

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

drayaintshit

☝🏾😂

mrsolodolo24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

someoneintheshadow446

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

haiku-robot

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
jacobmick

Because wise, I am.

seymonecristina

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

out-there-on-the-maroon

Sorry, I gotta. Feel free to block this post, I always tag it “curse post” and “madame zeroni” if your anxiety acts up in regards to posts like this.

lothlenan
lothlenan:
“Someone call a doctor, because doing this painting killed my hands. Good gravy. That foliage. HOWEVER. Finally, with some help and encouragement I managed to get through it. Special thanks to my fiance for carrying me through and not...
lothlenan

Someone call a doctor, because doing this painting killed my hands. Good gravy. That foliage. HOWEVER. Finally, with some help and encouragement I managed to get through it. Special thanks to my fiance for carrying me through and not letting me die in a deep, deep sea of despair  :D

Steven Universe ala “The Swing” in homage to one of my fave painters,  Jean-Honoré Fragonard.