Bossboi

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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prettybluescarf

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

frostyknickers

me as a discovery

slavetomyheadcanon

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

spam-bot

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

starfleetrambo

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eyjoey

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Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

tisfan

thank you @agentliz

northeast-artist98

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

findyouranchorpoint

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

ranger027

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

un-poco-locos-tacos

Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?

blumalamoot caffeinewitchcraft
insomniac-arrest

when girls like horses we call them ‘horse girls’ and mock them for their bond with giant nightmare leg-finger creatures

but if boys like horses we call them ‘future cowboys’ and ‘rugged outdoors men’

I’m just saying, I’ve met a lot more horse girls than horse boys so when the dystopic breakdown of society hits us, it’s not going to be roving bands of young men on horseback (they don’t know how to ride, they haven’t B O N D ED)

it will be Kelly from elementary school and her band of fifty midwest girls in pink cowgirl boots who have come for your resources

whitebear-ofthe-watertribe

Wanna know a fun fact?

When they were filming Lord of the Rings, they needed A LOT of extras to be able to ride horses into battle. They couldn’t find nearly enough men with horses/ riding skills, so they hired just like a crap ton of women who were expert riders, slapped some beards on ‘em, and called it good. The VAST majority of the riders in that film are horse girls. Horse girls win battles.

lawyerchronicles

Horse girls win battles.

iconuk01

The Witch-King of Angmar was WAAAAAY more screwed than we ever suspected!