marker plier with a knife. what will he do
Love smash mouth
What’s going on this year
LMAO He just said he does
LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂
Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool
Never Forget 😂
The best fucking post on here
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Daphne and Velma have always been the OG lesbians. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.
The reason I like my gorillaz vampire AU so much is because (going off existing gorillaz documentaries/interview humour) you know it would be EXACTLY like what we do in the shadows.
You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.
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I did not know this.
I see this at a farm nearby where I like to hang with the goats, but the only time I’ve seen it captured on film was in that recent episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia where Sweet Dee got trampled in the petting zoo. I guess it is deeply disturbing and kind of underutilized in horror, but I still wish my eyes did that.
Like, seriously, why isn’t this in more movies? Why did I have to make the .gif myself?
In all fairness, human eyes do this too…it’s just harder to tell because we have round pupils instead of horizontal pupils.

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Mark planning the video for paintball shot: Meet your maker.
“ i’m just going to start carrying around a paintball gun. i’ll keep the safety on. ––– 99% of the time, i will. ”