Bossboi

crystalsoulslayer

I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

make up some lie, or
eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

thewhaleridingvulcan

Dude I needed this. I never know what to say when people ask if I work because I’m severely disabled and don’t work.

jerseyfiredragon20

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE HOLY SHIT

Cipher Hunt 2: The Sequel

g0ddess-0f-destructi0n

Codemageddon, as we know of it, appears to be starting this summer! The summer of 2017! Who’s ready for the hype? This post is a summary of what we know.

Rumor has it that Jason Ritter is on the project, but Alex Hirsch isn’t.

There are several twitters linked to the project, that seem to be important: official, Ford, Stan, Dipper, Mabel

The twitters have produced some gems like this,

and this

So it’s worth a follow. We do not know what role they will be playing in the hunt.

There will be clues outside of the United States, in the British Isles and Australia.

The event is being called Codemageddon.

That’s all I know for now, folks! Keep your eyes peeled for more!

spoopy-story:
“ bluebelle88:
“ mademoiselleseraph:
“ optimysticals:
“ prettyflyforajeskai:
“ unconventionalwitch:
“ zabchan:
“ the-musical-cc:
“ angelrin89:
“ true-king-of-monsters:
“ luxy-lightning:
“ thestrangedaysofkrei:
“ knitmeapony:
“...

smurflewis

DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN

ravenclawslibrary

Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.

And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”

knitmeapony

If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

28weekslaterhater

Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.

knitmeapony

I heartily endorse this alternative answer.