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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cutelykiah alittlecoloredgirl
thespacemaid

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

topsiders-tanlines

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

dear-tumb1r

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

former-fatty

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

frowningfoxbones

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

abitofgnome

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Source: thespacemaid
kinderlinsbutt perks-of-being-chinese
keyhollow

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

paradisemantis

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

celticpyro

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.

thetimesinbetween

fuck it let’s just have public health policy via crows