no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s
kinderlin
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Hold on I’m Jewish I gotta look some things up
Yeah this is pretty funny
abominationfiixed
booking-and-blogging
"In the 70s it was black and minority ethnic people, in the 80s it was gay people, trans people are just the latest to get it in the neck from comedians who can't be bothered to try at their jobs anymore. I cannot stand there and watch another dogshit comedian go: 'Ooohh if a woman can identify as a man, maybe I'll identify as a chair!' Why don't you identify as good comedians, you hack motherfuckers?!"
- Nish Kumar: "It's In Your Nature To Destroy Yourselves pt.2"
ALTYeah but you need to actually hear the full clip and the fury and passion and glee (because he knows he's nailing them) in his voice.
(Wish I could find the audio somewhere other than Twitter, but I can't.
here it is!
tshortik
kinderlin
yatogamigod
The Gimli Glider is one of those stories where every aspect sounds more fake than the last and yet it all actually happened.
-A passenger plane was underloaded with fuel because Canada had just converted to the metric system and everyone supposed to double check their numbers got it wrong.
-When the plane ran out of fuel they were too far away to make it to an in-service airport and had to head towards the Gimli military base. Which was shuttered.
-They were coming in to fast due to a lack of flaps control and had to perform a series of slips (as shown in the video above) to slow down, basically drifting a giant passenger plane.
-As they come down they realized that just because Gimli’s been decommissioned doesn’t mean it’s abandoned because a bunch of people are having drag races on the runway they’re about to need.
-Despite everything they managed to land safely and no one was killed or even hurt which is why it’s one of the best air disasters to meme on.
The Wikipedia page on this is fantastic and my favorite line from it is “Flying with all engines out was never expected to occur, so it had never been covered in training.”
Nice
The plane was repairable after all that…
caliaskan
shock1203
Anonymous asked:
what do you do in your free time?
detectivehole answered:
freeze in place until i’m within render distance
captainofthetidesbreath
“How was the Calamity finale?”
The Calamity finale:
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otterlyart
temmiechang