its-lee-again
Cards against humanity is pure gold, realy
onemillionspiders
This deadass took me a solid 30 minutes because Donald and goofy both wanna be homophobic and knock over my blocks every chance they got
ask-eleutheria
taurson
Drawing out dragons lately. Sorta thinking up a pseudo magic system for them as well? Anyway, she loves books and eats her favorites to put them in an attuned magic storage.
Also please excuse my pun
This dragon is SO amazing!
I really like this nerd.
Aaaahhh wtf this nerd is really adorable!!! XD
abominationfiixed
blumalamoot
disasterbidesign
halflings love their new giant children
“So, Mister…GRAAAAGH Underhill-by-Sackville, is it?”
“Indeed.”
“You’re an Orc, but you don’t mention any clan….”
“Oh, I’m culturally Hobbitish, I was adopted at a very young age. And I’m very keen on this position you have open at your trading house.”
“The guard position?”
“Heavens, no. I barely know which end of a sword goes into the miscreant. I am a certified accountant, and eager to make my mark in respectable society.”
blumalamoot
disasterbidesign
just made a spidersona theyre an australian spiderman where instead of getting cool powers from the spider bite they died after a single day
I’m losing it
oh no don’t worry, that’s not true unless “ranker.com” is talking about how fast it takes the funnelweb to kill a mouse. There’s no spider venom in the world strong enough to kill a human faster than they can get to a hospital, as evidenced by the fact that hundreds of Australians are still bitten by the Sydney Funnelweb every single year, but not a single death has been recorded since the antivenin was developed decades ago.
And then even BEFORE a treatment was perfected, the funnelweb still only ever killed 13 Australians in over half a century, a rate of one in thousands of bite victims. That’s actually still the highest kill rate of any known spider….there simply aren’t any more dangerous than that. The Black Widow for instance also bites thousands of people a year over in the United States, but doesn’t have one proven kill in this country.
What you really have to fear in Australia are the large mammals, cassowaries, jellyfish and certain plants.
…certain plants?
If you touch the “gympie gympie tree” Dendrocnide moroides with bare skin, its nearly microscopic needles break off and release a neurotoxin so excruciatingly painful that most people vomit and/or soil themselves within a few seconds. The agony continues for several days straight and has been described as “like being burned by hot acid and electrocuted at the same time.” An unverified claim says that a military serviceman mistakenly used a gympie leaf as toilet paper and wound up shooting himself in the head to escape the torture, though the plant was nicknamed “the suicide tree” long before that story circulated.
A burning sensation and little echoes of the full-blown pain can subsequently persist for several years or the rest of your life
reading this post is like being punched in a million different directions at once
hey australia are you guys okay
blumalamoot
alittlecoloredgirl
This is just The Magnus Institute.
Nope.
They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.
I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.
Fact-checking is your friend.
It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice
blumalamoot
renek-bane
dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET?
LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!
i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too!
See also below Saturn’s moon, Titan. Mars has a blue horizon at sunset so it looks even more Earth-like in this image:
Also: Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko
blumalamoot
scarecrow-hero
Witches in modern situations: cool and cute
Wizards in modern situations: the funniest shit I have ever seen
Thats because the witches you’re using as an example are young and cute and you’re a coward for leaving out disgusting hags from the modern age
That’s not sexy in anyway. Stop.
This isn’t about being sexy mother fucker
This is about BEING PRO AS FUCK LOOK AT THAT WINGÉD CHAIR HELL OF SHIT
temmiechang