Bossboi

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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lamaenthel

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

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when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

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chupicronian

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

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This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

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This is your average adult pig.

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catbountry

Big ole’ pigs.

kamiyu910

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Wild boars can feed people for a very long time! I believe this one was 1800 lbs. (largest piggy ever was about 1,984 lbs)

annabellioncourt

I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THAT’S TERRIFYING.

blueboxkitten

Also, don’t let the size full you, they can run as fast if not faster then your average dog. Those fat pink fuckers will come for you!!!

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PIGS ARE BIG

bailesu

Wild Boars were infamous for shoving themselves up your spear in order to kill you, even if they died themselves.  It’s why special cross-bar spears had to be made to hunt boards.

vaspider

When we visited my cousins in Iowa, my cousin terrified my sister by telling her if she wasn’t careful she could make the sows stampede.

And the sows were, of course, enormous. So my sister was TERRIFIED.

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egberts

Sims 4 is free on Origin on both PC and MAC right now if anyone wants it lol

languill

Post may 21 2019

egberts

the deal ends may 28th

egberts

also if anyone who wants this is fretting about not having computer access so that they can use origin I have good news for you. you can log onto origin from your phone’s web browser and redeem codes//buy games for later use without having to download them

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

i feel like these 3 would have a lot of trash talking to share if they ever got together for a boy’s night

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

*sebastian & iago arguing over who has it worse, babysitting headstrong royalty or serving a corrupt usurper with delusions of grandeur*

zazu: excuse me gentlemen but i may be uniquely qualified to offer comment on this matter

silkward

This still gets me everytime