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listen idk I’m thinking about how before new moon came out it was like….every single news story was debating on whether or not they should keep taylor lautner as Jacob, because he wasn’t buff enough, and the film studio and the general public essentially pressured him into doing insane diets and workout routines just so he can keep a role he already won, just because no one would even entertain the character looking slightly different than described, and it was treated as this great thing, like damn, he really pulled it off!!! he’s hot now!!! he can keep the part!!! and that’s just so fucked up like. he was fucking 15 years old??? they spray painted abs onto Robert Pattinson in the same film. Taylor Lautner was LITERALLY A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD and practically the entire world slammed him for not having an unreal body, and then once he obtained one grown ass women were drooling over him like a piece of meat for the rest of his teenage years. what the fuck.

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I’m still on this! Imagine you’re still going thru puberty and the world is so obsessed with your body that you become a sex symbol for MOTHERS. first all the focus on whether or not he could get the body and then constant focus on what it looks like for the next 4 or 5 years like! That’s so fucked up he didn’t NEED an 8-pack THEY SPRAY PAINTED ABS ON ROB IN THE SAME MOVIE

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he did interviews on all his crazy work out routines and said he had to carry around beef patties and other high protein foods wherever he went so he was just eating constantly THATS NOT ALRIGHT and every single magazine article or ET news segment was covering this the whole time. Fans were vocally debating whether he deserved to keep the role that HE ALREADY EARNED. This was such a big deal. What the fuck.

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so the highest paid teenager was also the second sexist man of the year, huh

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*Racialized pedophilia

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I am not a Twilight fan, nor am I a fan of Taylor Lautner, but damn this is wrong to do to anyone and I will fight anyone who tries to defend doing this to a teenager.

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Wilford “MOTHERLOVING” Warfstache goes to funky town but there’s no music

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he mean for this 😂

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HUGS. ALL OF THEM. (or at least I think so)

fun fact: there’s at least one hug in every single episode of Legend of Korra.

...too many eps to tag lok submission korra asami sato mako tenzin jinora bolin suyin beifong opal beifong zhu li pema ikki meelo queue

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Doodle mood, activated. (Gwen Stacy!) ❤️

Didn’t know Tumblr had an auto gif optionzz…. what? So cool!

If you want to see a longer video just check my Instagram :)

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fellas..... it's been a good one

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wrath month is tomorrow

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WRATH MONTH IS TOMORROW

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Scanlation: Miss Quackfaster and the Ill-Fated Heartthrob

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Writing: Gaya Perini
Art: Silvia Ziche

my apologies for being late on this one, i meant to post it after i finished my finals, but i got swamped with a lot of work right after that. of note, i did get a phone interview at one of the schools i applied to, which is super cool. i hope i get an actual interview.

also i’ve been wanting to do a story w/ art by silvia ziche for forever bc her style is absolute eye candy and this one. is actually pretty good. like it’s straight but the love story between miss quackfaster and 176-176 is really cute and sweet actually. i almost wish it could have been an ongoing thing but you know. disney comics.

i may translate one more story this month if i can do so in time for the holidays (as it’s a very long christmas comic), but i think i want to focus on fanfiction writing. i have a few ideas i’m excited about there.

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I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

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Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

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holy fucking shit

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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”

I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.

“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.

candace-gertrude-flynn

Did you know that…?

1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him

2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse

we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs

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one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale

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we are talking about a universe where this is canon

for god’s sake

rainrebel

Look, I’m not that knowledgeable about Phineas and Ferb lore (although I’m very glad that my post resonated with the Gay Scientists Dating Tired Platypuses fandom) but what, pray tell, the fuck is going on? am i having a stroke? im willing to accept the teacher falling in love with her desk because language teachers just are like that but is this nerd about to bang an ice cone?? hello?????

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It’s the ice cream machine,and her name is Carla

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Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again.

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I thought Perry was with the Panda?

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That’s a funny history actually.Peter the Panda is also dating his respective nemesis,he even got to met his parents

‘‘our boy is all grown up’‘ ‘‘why is he a panda bear’‘

had me crying

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I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.

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what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb

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@deenalloh you have to watch milo murphy’s law season 2 to know what’s going on with Doofenshmirtz life.He stopped being evil to commit to his future self: ‘’Professor Time’’ inventor of time-travel and a public figure.

and he is trying to be a good guy now

also there’s 2 more time lines where he ends up good

1.Science teacher

2. O.W.C.A agent (The OWCA Files)

this universe is big and vast and doesn’t end at Phineas and Ferb

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Okay but saying that just because some people in that universe are in love with animals/inanimate objects doesn’t mean it’s normal.

I mean, in our universe, someone wanted to marry the Eiffel Tower.

candace-gertrude-flynn

yeah..but you see..there’s this wonderful thing in cartoons that real life doesn’t have and its animals being actual sentient/anthropomorphic. So,you can’t compare our life with a cartoon ship in this case

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Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?

rainrebel

What the fuck became of my post

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